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Pulp Free Orange Juice

Pulp Free Orange Juice: Bought a carton of orange juice that claimed the juice was "pulp free." When I poured the OJ into a glass, pulp came out just as always. I'm thinking what the hell is this, pulp fiction? 

Heidi Klum’s Legs Valued at $2 Million:  
Its being reported that German supermodel and former Victoria’s Secret Heidi Klum’s legs have been insured for $2 million.  I tried to get my legs insured too, but they told me to use them to take a hike. 

Amtrak May Have Special Car for Pet Owners: 
Amtrak trains may soon use a special car where passengers can sit with their pets while traveling.  Trouble is, now they’re gonna need to find another car to use as the littler box. 

Pope Says Even Atheists Can Go to Heaven: 
Pope Francis made an extremely controversial statement by saying he believes anyone can go to heaven who does good deeds, even atheists.  Interesting!  By the same token, wonder if that means even Pope’s can go to hell?  

Study Finds Women Like Their Phones More Than Sex:  
Confirming suspicions that we are slowly becoming more obsessed with our phones than each other, a new study found that 57 percent of U.S. women would rather give up having sex for a week than their mobile phones.  And why not?  There’s always phone sex.

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Man Runs Off with 50 Pounds of Meat: 
Montclair, California Police are searching for a man who ran off with 50 pounds of marinated meat from a small, local meat market.  Police promise to beef-up their patrols and steak-out the market to prevent further thefts. 

Uncle Claims Oscar Pistorius is Heartbroken: 
Oscar Pistorius’ Uncle Arnold told CNN that the double-amputee Olympic sprinter is bearded and heartbroken and has been staying with him for the past three months since he was charged with murdering his girlfriend - hiding from society and surrounding himself with pictures of her.  Legal analysts say if Pistorius tries to play the sympathy card in court, he won't have a leg to stand on. 

Pregnant & Dating TV Show to Air:  
Just when you thought reality shows had covered just abouteverything—here comes Pregnant & Dating, a new show that follows five women as they navigate the dating scene while knocked up.  Producers say they were forced to abandon their last project, “STD’s & Dating,” after it became too difficult to find willing contestants.  

Michael Douglas Claims Oral Sex Caused His Cancer:
  In a recent interview with the Guardian,Michael Douglas claimed that his throat cancer was caused by oral sex.  Republicans say this is yet another example of Hollywood liberals blaming everything on “Bush.”  And that’s why its always better, when given the choice, to go with the written rather than the oral sex.

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