Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness

Stroke Victim Loses Ability to Feel Sadness:  A 68-year-old British man who suffered a stroke in the emotion-controlling frontal lobe of his brain in 2004, discovered he that he had completely lost the ability to feel sadness or depression of any kind.  All I can say is, this guy must be an absolute riot at funerals.

North Carolina Passes No Sharia Law:  The Republican-controlled legislature in North Carolina has passed a law to prevent Islamic law, known as Sharia, from being imposed in its courts.  I don’t think North Carolina has all that much to worry about.  As may of you know, I’ve been trying to impose Sharia Law here in Malibu for years now and haven’t had any luck at all.

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Topanga Canyon Pot Farm Raided:  Officers announced they’ve removed nearly 5,000 pounds of marijuana plants worth $2.5 million on a raid of a pot farm in Topanga State Park.  Excuse me, but isn’t finding pot farms in Topanga Canyon a little like finding wineries in Napa Valley?

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Swimmers Warned About Testicle Attacking Monster Fish:  Authorities are warning swimmers that a testicle-crushing monster fish from South America, best known for its sharp teeth and occasional attacks on male genitalia, has invaded the waters off Scandinavia.  Now we’ll see who has the balls to go in swimming.

Highrise in Spain Built With No Elevator: When construction started in 2007 on a residential luxury high-rise tower in Benidorm, Spain, the building was originally designed for only 20 floors, but developers decided to push the design up to 47 floors and, unfortunately, they forgot to include elevators for the additional floors.  Developers acknowledge their error and, as a courtesy, they will provide defibrillators on all the remaining floors and install a zip line to the adjacent building for residents who desire a quick exit.  Any way you look at it, it sounds like residents are really getting the shaft.